Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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