if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
3pm strippers are depressing
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
