So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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