wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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