got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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