we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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