No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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