Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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