I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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