ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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