All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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