would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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