how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
NoShamevember. You game?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize