this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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