this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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