Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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