we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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