Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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