Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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