I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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