Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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