I am in a vortex of obligation.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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