the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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