no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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