I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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