I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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