He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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