scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Randomize
