I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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