IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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