She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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