As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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