S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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