My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
