So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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