It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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