The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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