I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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