that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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