I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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