He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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