all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
