idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
