it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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