she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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