I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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