i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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