I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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