Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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