i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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