It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.