I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house