I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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