Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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