you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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