We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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