He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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