He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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